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Particle physics Get onto the Cern website and recover from insomnia
Funny photos Are you on this site, thousands of crazy and funny pictures,
Out of this world Heavenly pictures of the day
Sudoku I struggle with this !
up to date traffic reports
Spot the duck Webcam located in Loch Lomond. Refresh the link to get up-to-date
Adult Gags Over 18s really

 

For those of a more intellectual nature

link to BBC NEWS link to the world wide weather forecast Search the world wide web
link to FT maps and arial views on line phone directory link
link to The Economist maps & route planning postal rates, post codes, etc
link to The Chartered Institute of Accountants government info site rediscover ex-colleagues and school friends

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ADULT GAGS

Dentist?

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl looked at him and says: 'You must be a dentist!'
Flabbergasted, the guy responded 'Yes, that's amazing how did you figure that out ?'
The girl said: 'Easy .... you keep washing your hands'
One thing led to another, they migrated to the bed and things became more passionate.
After they were done, the girl said: 'You must be a GREAT dentist!'
The guy was very very surprised, and said 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist ... How did you figure that out??'
The girl said: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing'

 

HOT AND COLD

A married couple, both eighty years old go to the doctors for their annual check-up. They were put in separate examination rooms.
The doctor enters the room where the husband is waiting and does a check-up and proclaims

'You are extremely healthy for your age, are there any concerns?

' Yes' says the gentleman, 'When I make love to my wife I sometimes get so hot that I turn the air conditioner on.

 Sometime I get so cold that I have to turn my heater real high.'
Puzzled, the doctor says that he does not have an answer for him and moves on to examine his wife. After performing a full check-up, he finds her as healthy as her husband.

The doctor is totally perplexed by what the husband has told him and decides to ask the wife about it. The doctor asks the wife if she has any ideas why he feels so hot one time and very cold the next time when they are making love.

The wife proclaims to the doctor 'Oh, that old fool!, it is because we only make love once in the winter and once in the summer.'