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For those of a more intellectual nature
Dentist?
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started
getting along really well they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then
took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl looked at him and says: 'You
must be a dentist!'
Flabbergasted, the guy responded 'Yes, that's amazing how did you figure that
out ?'
The girl said: 'Easy .... you keep washing your hands'
One thing led to another, they migrated to the bed and things became more
passionate.
After they were done, the girl said: 'You must be a GREAT dentist!'
The guy was very very surprised, and said 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist ...
How did you figure that out??'
The girl said: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing'
HOT AND COLD
A married
couple, both eighty years old go to the doctors for their annual check-up. They
were put in separate examination rooms.
The doctor enters the room where the husband is waiting and does a check-up and
proclaims
'You are
extremely healthy for your age, are there any concerns?
' Yes' says the gentleman, 'When I make love to my wife I sometimes get so hot
that I turn the air conditioner on.
Sometime
I get so cold that I have to turn my heater real high.'
Puzzled, the doctor says that he does not have an answer for him and moves on to
examine his wife. After performing a full check-up, he finds her as healthy as
her husband.
The doctor is totally perplexed by what the husband has told him and decides to
ask the wife about it. The doctor asks the wife if she has any ideas why he
feels so hot one time and very cold the next time when they are making love.
The wife proclaims to the doctor 'Oh, that old fool!, it is because we only make
love once in the winter and once in the summer.'